The Bank Job

Once upon a time, or maybe not, beyond scores of western countries, there existed an island kingdom. And there lived somebody called Terry who did what he could to get by in life. Until the time when a really great looking job fell into his lap. But, as you know, children, being a straw man is a tricky business - they can easily catch fire and then all sorts of strange things happen. Especially when the straw man in Statham’s stubborn delivery is running around scattering cinders on the scent of a real crime (however much this is just made up). It looks like just another in an infinite series of heist movies all tailored following the same, time tested template. But Donaldson approaches it from outside the box, or rather outside the bank. But the heist itself isn’t what’s important here. All the heist trump cards are thrown on the table in the first half of the movie to allow you to concentrate better on the really interesting thing here. The characters. I have not the slightest objection to the casting. I don’t intend to rain praise just on Statham, who got a proper role for a change, because he is just one cog in the perfectly lubricated machinery. I shall mention only Saffron Burrows. It’s hard for a guy to tear his eyes away from her figure. If we take her sex appeal, sparky charisma and acting talents, we see that her just-for-decoration contemporaries in Hollywood don’t come anywhere near her. They got the style and atmosphere of seventies London so right, it couldn’t have been done better. I adore this kind of dark horse that comes galloping in from nowhere, bringing a first-rate experience with them. The Bank Job is one of those movies, with all the trimmings. (28/05/2008)

It's as if at the beginning somebody in the cinema played you some carefree, easy-going movie like Hold-up with Belmondo, and then in the second half the projectionist changed the reel and put on Damiani's Confessions of a Police Captain starring Franco Nero. In other words, at the beginning the film looked like a heist movie with a successful robbery and likeable protagonists, but then it became more and more a serious drama with people's lives and the highest political positions at stake. Too bad, had it stayed in the light-hearted atmosphere of the first half, I would have gone for a higher rating, although I admit that in the case of a film "based on a true story" these criticisms are somewhat unfounded. (13/05/2008)

I was a little afraid that they would be like the other "Danny's partners", but that didn't happen in the end. Thank God for that. It's a robbery, but it's mainly about the consequences of this robbery. Thanks to Statham and various intrigues, the movie has a good pace and there's always something happening. Nevertheless, I had a hard time getting into it. Maybe it's also because I've never been so amazed by those bank heist movies. (25/03/2014)

The Bank Job only proves that Jason Statham being cast in stupid action flicks like The Transporter is unfortunate because he has more acting potential. I certainly wouldn't believe in him as Hamlet, but he has the ability to bring conviction to his action hero roles and act quite dynamically. The Bank Job can be considered an above-average modern crime story, and I actually thought about giving it five stars for quite a long time, because it has pace, style, tension, and an unpredictable plot right up until the end, and I didn't find any obvious mistakes in it either. I dare not estimate to what extent the plot corresponds to real events from British history, but it would be rational to assume that it is only loosely inspired by a period scandal because historians do not reveal details of such operations. It's nothing more than good entertainment, but you can never have enough of that. Overall impression: 80%. (13/05/2011)

A proper hill of boredom wrapped in a crazy British 1970s package. The dodgy accent can be endured, but not the clumsiness of the screenwriters and director. It's neither stylish retro, nor a quality and suspenseful crime story, the family drama doesn't work either, let alone the comedy. The motives of the main characters are unfounded, and the main plot point around which everything revolves doesn't seem like something worth going all out or breaking heads for. Jason Statham doesn't kick ass for the first time, and surprisingly, it can be watched, Saffron Burrows is great, the rest are just numbers. Solid potential, but ultimately absolute routine. (28/09/2008)