Microwave Massacre

Donald unwittingly stumbles upon a solution to his two major problems in his life - his nagging wife and his lack of decent meals when, one night, he bludgeons his better half to death with a pepper grinder in a drunken rage. Thinking on his feet, Donald dismembers the body and sets about microwaving the remains, which turn out to be rather delicious. Trouble is, now he has a taste for human flesh that needs satisfying. Eschewing all notions of good taste, Wayne Berwick's Microwave Massacre is a deliciously depraved exercise in political incorrectness that has gone on to gain a cult following thanks to a characteristically deadpan performance from Vernon, who delivers such choice lines as I'm so hungry I could eat a whore. Vegetarians need not apply! (Arrow Films)