Olympus Has Fallen

I’ve once read an ironic comment saying that actors are the best paid prostitutes in the world. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but this film is a clear example of it. What they say here in the second half with a stony face, completely serious and full of pathos, is enough to put down even a self-deprecating masochist. And most of all, I felt sorry for Morgan Freeman. His participation, pushed through by the producers just to tick off at least one famous name, is reduced to the one clueless, apathetic expression, when it's quite obvious that Morgan has nothing to play with, and one annoyed expression of a few seconds that doesn’t make any difference. The American president here is a paragon of honesty, bravery, and an awareness of the gravity of his position when you're just waiting for the shit to really hit the fan. All the lines that fly through the air between Butler, the military staff and the terrorist boss are the essence of idiocy, and the slow-motion scenes with an American flag riddled with bullet holes, the 'Cerberus code' and the heroic cry of "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!" will strike you as a major infringement on the audience's taste. During the first 45 minutes or so things go well, thanks to the old-fashioned 80s style action, with terrorists and bodyguards falling like flies (I hereby salute Arnold), but then the ghost of Chuck Norris possessed all the actors and especially the writers, and everything goes to shit in the blink of an eye. Thanks God for Schwarzenegger’s Commando, compared to this film, it’s a funny easy-going comedy full of wisecracks. (29/06/2013)

Pathos to drown in. The part of the attack on the White House is stupid and with underfunded special effects, but it’s quite fun. The rest of the film, however, it’s not fun at all. It could have been a decent take on Die Hard, but the total lack of detachment and the piece of wood in the main role (there are few people in Hollywood I find more annoying than Gerard Butler) sinks it. In the second half I was just bored. PS: Naturally, the American flag flutters as a blessing. What Emmerich will show us? (27/06/2013)

Republican agitprop for pure American values, and the willingness to confront the problem head-on and tackle everything with a straight face. It’s a mistake to see it in the opposite vein of the movie theater premieres, as Emmerich's strumming of the "democratic" string created more thematic self-irony, bringing expectations down to zero. Fuqua irritates the audience's receptors only with his impressive body count, his willingness to shoot anyone in the head (even a woman), and he only improves the Butler machine’s skill in terms of the number of headshots. The rest of the time, it sort of wanders the darkened corridors of the White House, preferring to keep the protagonists silent because the script doesn't throw anything too miraculous at them. I can't think of which twenty minutes of the plot I would sacrifice in favor of better compactness, but, on the other hand, I place the quarter of an hour with the cast of Olympus Has Fallen on the action pedestal of the best there is to see at the moment. 2 and a ½. (31/10/2014)

Pleasant, funny, fully of great lines and a lot of innocent passers-by die. Kim has nothing to be ashamed about on his American PR campaign. Just cut the ending. ;) Butler’s show is a soothing band aid for McClane’s recent failure. He swears like a trooper and super smooth bitch-slapping insubordination. The initial attack has outrageous drive, even taking out the Washington Dick, not to mention demolishing half of the house (including Lincoln’s bedroom) and acre upon acre of fine lawns. The tricks are maybe a little too obviously digital, but for relatively little investment we get a good show, the actors do their work and, even though the screenplay is thoroughbred B-movie, it soothes the soul. The music is also pleasantly patriotic. Simply a Seagal-like movie, crossed with 24, featuring Leonidas. Tough luck if you want anything more. (17/04/2013)

How do you combine the ultra-pathos of shot-up flags in the glow of evening twilight and a "down to earth" thriller about a highly trained bulldozer that someone hibernated during Reagan's time? You can’t. That's what it's all about. I enjoyed the references to similar 90s films (a tumultuous steady cam, president family guy and a soundtrack on the edge of long strings and pompous walls of breaths). What I really don't like is the total lack of overview - not only in the ode to US sovereignty and the flawlessness of its watch dogs (Butlers), but especially in the image of the North Korean enemy, who is so boringly truncated to a hateful and brutal core that the fight with them lacks anything emotional, and the enemy is completely uninteresting. Alternating solid action with theatrical (and de facto completely dehumanized) speeches soon ceases to entertain. A comparison with Die Hard is out of the question - this film looks much more outdated at its core - and where it tries to look more modern, it clashes with its simplicity. It's a pity, I was really rooting for it and had a great time for the first half hour. [50%] (08/04/2013)