Merry Crap-mas (S01E09)

The Weavers finished shopping early, so they're stashing their wrapped gifts at the Bird-Kersees' house. Larry's annoyed; he thinks Christmas is just an "orgy of commercialism." The Weavers disagree...until they get home and their kids want gifts early and/or are making three-page amendments to their lists. So Marty and Debbie hatch a crazy plan: Take all the presents back, and spend the money on a family vacation. It's brilliant! Except for the part where, overcome with perverse curiosity, the Bird-Kersees go into a Christmas frenzy and tear open all the gifts, and have used or broken all of them within, oh, a half-hour. (ABC TV Network)