Skyscraper

While watching this I couldn't stop thinking about the comment from the documentary Electric Boogaloo that even though spent the 80s and 90s shooting virtually the same stories with similar outcomes, the difference was that they were on the fringes of film interest and were making films with minimal budgets only to sell them to distribution companies later, their contemporaries nowadays are blockbusters with the most expensive actors and nine-figure budgets. Infantile times call for infantile deeds. Although engagement in the form of being drowned in something helps, because the dizzying scenes and the occasional destruction here and there can be pleasing to the undemanding eye, it's more likely that irritation will ultimately prevail over the poorly edited action, sleazy pandering to the Chinese market, dull motivations and characters, and Dwayne Johnson's unbearably incompetent acting (don't tell me he didn't indiscreetly feel someone up maybe a decade ago, come on, find the evidence. I'll give you money). Plus, the presence of terrorists in the building brings to mind the first Die Hard every now and then, and as soon as you’ve got that on your mind, the whole Skyscraper comes tumbling down. (10/10/2018)

Unfortunately, this movie doesn't even come close to the classics of this genre, such as Towering Inferno with Paul Newman and Steve McQueen, or Die Hard with Bruce Willis. The story itself is incredibly stupid and predictable, so I must focus more on the visual side, which the filmmakers did quite well. We can say that it is a kind of unpretentious action movie, with occasional suspenseful scenes here and there. (50%) (18/03/2023)

Die Hard is history! And Bruce Willis can go bury himself. Dwayne "Super-Super-Super-Ultrahero" Johnson has finally found his magnum opus, and I applaud, moved and teary-eyed, in an empty theatre. A wonderfully entertaining first-rate answer to all the inferior and illogical action crap with the aforementioned Die Hard leading the way. Grandiose and endlessly creative popcorn flick for all who love The Rock and his standard of craftsmanship (so, of course, for everyone). The scene on the crane is the best adrenaline ride in history. Bottom line, an artisanal rip-off of action legends for an inoffensive three stars. Or you don’t get the irony? (12/07/2018)

Very silly, but very entertaining. There’s something happening all the time. The Towering Inferno crossed not only with Die Hard but also with Mission Impossible, with the only difference that, where Tom Cruise had sticky gloves, the muscle-bound Rock uses Scotch Tape and a curtain drawstring. Skyscraper is simply a solid popcorn movie that doesn’t require you to think very much. I awarded it a fourth star for the visual aspect and the amazing aerial shots. (16/12/2018)

It's OK. And I didn't expect more than OK. Dwayne Johnson tries it without humour this time and plays on a serious note and he's quite good at it. It's actually just as goofy as most of his films, but similarly flushingly entertaining. In the end, Skyscraper is a lot closer to The Towering Inferno than it is to John McClane's action flicks, but jumping on a giant building, scaling ledges hundreds of feet off the ground, and escaping from a raging fiery inferno certainly doesn't get boring. Rawson Marshall Thurber is a solid craftsman, and he's made sure that there's always something going on in his new release, so you won't have much time to think about how silly the whole thing is and how it doesn't make any sense at all. Too bad about the weak villains and how blatantly unambitious the film is. But as a summer filler between Ant-Man and the Wasp, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and another Mission: Impossible, Skyscraper works just fine. (27/07/2018)