Season of the Witch

If I overlook the really poorly done battle at the beginning, I'm willing to call this movie mediocre. I'm happy with the mystery and overall atmosphere. Except that the script was a bit off. I was bored for a while. Then I couldn't stop gaping at what a person is capable of coming up with when they can't think of what’s next. The ending couldn't be taken too seriously after that performance. I feel like the creators overestimated themselves. A weaker 3 stars. (09/09/2011)

Season of the Witch is significantly less disastrous than one would expect from a “period B-movie from the director of Gone in Sixty Seconds starring Nick Cage chasing digital witches” (could anything sound worse?). But it’s actually a grade-A, relatively entertaining and well-cast dumb flick with a veil of mystery and not a completely predictable ending. Plus, you’ll see the exterior of the Austrian's Dachstein glacier in the background of the epilogue scene. It is a class better than Van Helsing and Dominic Sena’s previous movie, Whiteout. And if we were to strictly divide Cage’s films into good and bad, I would label this one “good” with both eyes closed. (20/01/2011)

Dominic Sena didn't disappoint, directing a European medieval film in the quintessential American way, throwing authenticity out the window. I half-expected Nicholas Cage to dazzle the enemy in the decisive moment of the final duel by whipping out a lightsaber, but alas, he didn't, needlessly disrupting an otherwise smooth flow of various nonsense. It was genuinely terrible, from the initial departure from the army to the final CGI mess, but I'll begrudgingly leave one star because I was decently entertained and had a good laugh at times. So what if it was unintended? I can laugh whenever I want. But seriously, it felt like a parody (blocking arrows with a sword at a distance of five meters, the cardinal dying of plague was clearly in the third stage of syphilis, etc.). Oh well. / Lesson learned: If a film character starts planning a bright future, it's time to bid them farewell. R.I.P. (19/07/2022)

I almost felt bad at having fun at the expense of a cripple and that I would have bad karma. Season of the Witch is an utterly dysfunctional film; nonsense on top of nonsense, but what else can we expect from historical fantasy, director Dominic Sena and Nic Cage, who in the last years has made one crap after another (with a couple of exceptions)? This digital wannabe darkness didn’t work on me at all. (13/03/2011)

A lobotomy at which the more hardened may laugh, but I refuse to wallow in "guilty-pleasure" intoxication because it offended me from the first digital battle to the end that comes from the gaming industry. I don't mind Nick Cage’s medieval knight, as he’s backed up by the badass Perlman and Thomsen, but I was annoyed by Sena's attempt to be cool at any cost. It's obvious that he blew his modest budget at the beginning, so there’s mostly blabber going on, then it's digital wolves, and you want to turn back time and let the bridge fall a few seconds earlier. This is the first film this year that made me feel ashamed. (17/03/2011)