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Onur TukelScreenplay:
Onur TukelCinematography:
Jason BankerCast:
Onur Tukel, Jonathan Caouette, Zach Clark, Dustin Guy Defa, Dakota Goldhor, Anna Margaret Hollyman, Drew Tobia, Alex Karpovsky, Jason Selvig, Keith Poulson (more)VOD (1)
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Eric, an emotionally-stunted New Yorker, is having an early mid-life crisis. Stuck at a dead-end job with no allure to the opposite sex, Eric's life changes one fateful night when he is bitten by a vampire. The next day, Eric finds his sex appeal has rocketed but his stomach has an excruciating pain that can only be eased by one thing... (Monster Pictures)
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The protagonist, who basically never leaves the screen, is probably the biggest cunt in the history of cinema. It was good fun for a about forty minutes, the exchanges between the characters are funny, Onur Tukel always drops some incredibly crap that makes you hold your head and laugh. But then it weirdly starts grinding and I stopped having fun. 5/10
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