The Parisian Bitch

The day she is fired from the nth job she hates, Camilla, 30 years old and a born bitch, decides to throw in the towel once and for all. It is plain to see:she deserves better than the rest of humanity. She cannot go on suffering like this, using public transportation with people whose medical pasts she doesn't know, working for an incompetent boss with dodgy breath, or owing the taxman money she's already spent... she wants normal life, otherwise, what's the deal ? She decides to find a life that suits her new high-maintenance needs. Camilla realizes that the only fate suitable for her is that of a Royal Highness. A life in which she can be someone, without having to do anything, can hang with the great of this world (JayZ, Beyonce and Vanessa Paradis) and, most of all, can own devoted and utterly chic slaves... To obtain her due, she decides to leave for England, the rainy abode of the last bachelor prince who is not deformed (even if he is a redhead) and who is the right age: Prince Harry. Persuaded that Her Majesty the Queen's subjects will fall to their knees the moment she lands, Camilla is amazed to discover that London is not Paris, and that the royal gates do not open as easily as all that, despite her infinite perfections. But Camilla knows that her prince will fall in love with her at first sight and she is not going to give up... (official distributor synopsis)