Infinity Baby

Infinity Baby, Bob Byington's pointed and droll dissection of modern life and relationships, involves babies that don't age, men that do (but not emotionally), and a unique technique for breaking up with unwanted girlfriends. Owing to a genetic mix-up involving stem cell research, the recently founded company Infinity Baby, run by the garrulous Neo (Nick Offerman), is able to offer an invaluable service for aspiring parents who never want to leave the baby bubble - infants that do not get older. Ben (Kieran Culkin), a serial monogamist who says he wants to find the right woman but is always looking for the next one, and his close-to-incompetent pals Larry (Kevin Corrigan) and Malcolm (Martin Starr), are hired to market the service to those keen to nurture. While Ben swipes through his smart phone looking for his next partner, Malcolm and Larry end up having more time with one of the timeless toddlers than they would like. Does having a baby automatically confer some level of maturity? Will Ben's mom, the sarcastic and demanding Hester (Megan Mullally), ever approve of one of the women he brings home? Will Malcolm recover from a devastating accident with kitchen cleaner? The answers to these questions and more await in Byington's heady and hilarious potpourri. (San Francisco International Film Festival)