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Shawn MaurerComposer:
Christopher LennertzCast:
Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Arielle Kebbel, Charlie Weber, David DeLuise, Diedrich Bader, Jeff Witzke, B.J. Britt (more)VOD (4)
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Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck--with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. (20th Century Fox UK)
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There were a few laughs, but otherwise it's rather poor. Too awkward in places and literally tedious in the second half, which is a bad sign for a parody of Twilight. Fifty Shades of Black is a level above maybe even two above. 4/10.
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I'm not a fan of parody, but my curiosity got the better of me... I adore Twilight and know it perfectly, so some scenes entertained me quite a bit. I have to admit that the leads were good, some of the supporting characters quite good as well. Still, I would have cut a lot of the awkward scenes.
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Werewolf humor, Black Eyed Peas, or ordering Chinese food is fine, but unfortunately that's where we end. Surprisingly, the problem with the vampire parody is not that it is so disgusting or terrible, rather just boring. Fortunately, the running time barely stays on the line suitable for a feature film, and bathroom humor has been practically eradicated. The second star landed only for relative harmlessness, because the feeling that this script was written in the afternoon and that it is much easier to hit Twilight remains too prominent.
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