The Lobster

Except for a few festival crap shows, I never left the cinema before the closing credits. Until The Lobster. It was clear after twenty minutes that I wasn't on the same wavelength as the film, but I hung on for another half hour. That's all I could do. Overwrought drivel full of awkwardly declaiming actors, dysfunctional humour and romance, and a tragic attempt to pretend it is something more. I give that one star to the actors, most of whom I like quite a bit and felt sorry for. But Yorgos Lanthimos goes on the blacklist. And I’m buying a beer to whomever makes sure Johnnie Burn never composes music again. (05/06/2016)

Yorgos Lanthimos is so weird to the point of being fun, and after The Killing of a Sacred Deer I gave a chance to the the two year older The Lobster and I'm thrilled. Colin Farrel may be the man for these weird projects. The film pulls you in right from the start with its very bizarre idea and unusual hotel with strange rules and harsh punishment. Surprisingly, it was quite gritty in places, but very funny in others and managed to make you tense or downright shock you. I love that combination and some of the scenes were downright brilliant. The scream of the woman who jumped from the 10th floor to the ground was so realistically portrayed that I had goosebumps all over. For me it was a blast, but it won't suit everyone (not everyone likes this kind of controversial bizarre stuff). The only disappointment is the open ending. 85% (25/02/2018)

An outside the box romantic movie set in a weird world with weird rules. An amazingly inventive screenplay. Farrell proves again that he is an acting chameleon, his minimalist creations dominating the picture. The tempo is purposefully slow, which doesn’t matter at the beginning, but the sleep syndrome kicks in half way through and doesn’t leave you till the eye operation. A good taste of the bizarre which might benefit from a more rapid tempo and a few explanations. (17/04/2017)

I don't know if master Lanthimos, who wrote one of the most bizarre scripts we've ever seen on the silver screen, was the only one on drugs, or if it was also the actors, led by the soft-spoken Farrell, with the most bizarre role of his career. But who really cares when this emotionally ungraspable yet romantic, visually austere and static yet compelling sci-fi flick somehow works and is pieced together with exactly the right carefully chosen essences to maintain its unique face of a confident auteur film from the first to the last second. If it had been given a slightly more sinister and less parodic look the fanatical totalitarian system, and if it could evoke more sympathy for the weird characters, it could have been one of the most interesting independent films of recent years, but as it is, The Lobster is just a passing speciality for festival and arthouse audiences... 75% (31/12/2015)

The Lobster is an elegant and witty response to the sarcastic speeches about the decline and commercialization of world cinema. The alternative still lives, and even those who do not appreciate comic book spectacles filled with special effects can enjoy it. The film presents the viewer with an original dark grotesque world, which is probably the screenwriter's response to today's crisis of the family and the steep rise in the popularity of the single lifestyle. In the dystopian film world, the system forces individuals to enter into partnerships in an uncompromising way. Life as a couple is actually the only allowed manner of existence. Anything else leads either to the outcasts being sent into the deep forests, who are subjected to harassment, or to a transformation into another animal species. However bizarre in its own way, it surprisingly works well on the screen. It is funny, and moreover, it can be said that the troubles of the film characters have a real basis in human psychology and in their relationships. Additionally, the cast is truly star-studded and atypical for this kind of film production. Colin Farrell did a much better job with his burned-out depressive character, much more so than the aloof Rachel Weisz. Léa Seydoux created the character of an uncompromising guerrilla commander, who is willing to do the same, if not even worse, in the fight against the system. The festival-style manner of not following the mainstream and reinforcing the belief of its audience that they are seeing something artistically exclusive led to the fact that the film is not as audience-friendly as it could have been. I wouldn't dare to recommend The Lobster to a regular moviegoer who wants to relax and clear their mind of everyday troubles. But for fans of arthouse cinema, it is a good choice. Overall impression: 75%. (18/07/2016)